Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Ben Carson denies evolution

Ben Carson denies evolution
And climate effects of pollution.
He's made it quite clear:
When problems appear,
His Bible's the only solution.
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/ben-carson-argued-evolution-was-encouraged-satan

16 comments:

  1. Hopefully Matthew J Price is happier with the meter this time. ;-)

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  2. We can not have religios idiots in positions of power anymore. It will be a recipe of global disaster for humanity. Period.

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  3. You're a better man than I, Craig. All I can do is silently mutter "idiot," and invalidate anything I say after.

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  4. There once was a doctor named Ben.
    Who lied again and again.
    About evolution,
    And the US Constitution,
    While acting like a big wet hen.

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  5. (Edited - had left a line from a prior scribble.)

    This doctor named Carson's a twit
    With a habit of saying dumb shit
    Like evolution's a notion
    Of Satan's promotion
    Which proves him for office unfit

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  6. reshared with this intro:

    At risk of being po'lit'ic'al
    I pass on comments most crit'ic'al
    of science denied
    in hopes by one side
    to gather votes e'van'git'ic'al.

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  7. Gotta say: You all make me really happy. :-D

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  8. I look forward to his campaign cancellation speech soon. Even Trump doesn't sound this crazy.

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  9. Ben Carson was a surgeon of nerves
    Until Satan tossed some mind-bending curves
    Evolution's a fraud
    Because Ben worships God
    Now Ben reaps the scorn he deserves

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  10. But dear friends, I'm afraid it's not news
    That Carson's as stupid as Cruz
    Out of all right wing contenders
    With their moron agendas
    These two seem to be most confused.

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  11. So I hope I haven't made you averse
    To this instance of political verse
    But what makes me a grump
    And those other morons trumped
    Is "the Donald", you know that he's worse!

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Now I'm doubly intrigued!

Now I'm doubly intrigued!