Ben Carson was a surgeon of nerves Until Satan tossed some mind-bending curves Evolution's a fraud Because Ben worships God Now Ben reaps the scorn he deserves
But dear friends, I'm afraid it's not news That Carson's as stupid as Cruz Out of all right wing contenders With their moron agendas These two seem to be most confused.
So I hope I haven't made you averse To this instance of political verse But what makes me a grump And those other morons trumped Is "the Donald", you know that he's worse!
Hopefully Matthew J Price is happier with the meter this time. ;-)
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeleteThat's problematic in any leader
ReplyDeleteWe can not have religios idiots in positions of power anymore. It will be a recipe of global disaster for humanity. Period.
ReplyDeleteYou're a better man than I, Craig. All I can do is silently mutter "idiot," and invalidate anything I say after.
ReplyDeleteSpot on ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd he was a neurosurgeon??
ReplyDeleteThere once was a doctor named Ben.
ReplyDeleteWho lied again and again.
About evolution,
And the US Constitution,
While acting like a big wet hen.
(Edited - had left a line from a prior scribble.)
ReplyDeleteThis doctor named Carson's a twit
With a habit of saying dumb shit
Like evolution's a notion
Of Satan's promotion
Which proves him for office unfit
Lol...
ReplyDeletereshared with this intro:
ReplyDeleteAt risk of being po'lit'ic'al
I pass on comments most crit'ic'al
of science denied
in hopes by one side
to gather votes e'van'git'ic'al.
Gotta say: You all make me really happy. :-D
ReplyDeleteI look forward to his campaign cancellation speech soon. Even Trump doesn't sound this crazy.
ReplyDeleteBen Carson was a surgeon of nerves
ReplyDeleteUntil Satan tossed some mind-bending curves
Evolution's a fraud
Because Ben worships God
Now Ben reaps the scorn he deserves
But dear friends, I'm afraid it's not news
ReplyDeleteThat Carson's as stupid as Cruz
Out of all right wing contenders
With their moron agendas
These two seem to be most confused.
So I hope I haven't made you averse
ReplyDeleteTo this instance of political verse
But what makes me a grump
And those other morons trumped
Is "the Donald", you know that he's worse!