Saturday, September 19, 2015

There once was a brown boy in Irving


There once was a brown boy in Irving
Of praise he was most deserving
The school was in shock
When he showed them his clock
The bigotry's pretty unnerving

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  1. If you send young Nicola Tesla to a school in Irving. He will be locked up in a week.

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  2. He has on a NASA shirt- quick get him.

    Republicans are the stalwarts and progenitors of anti intellectualism, bigotry and hate.

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  3. So at the close of the drama,
    He went back home to his mama
    Who exclaimed with glee
    "you're going to MIT
    and the White House to visit Obama!"

    I just love limericks too, especially ones with happy endings, Craig Froehle . :)

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  4. best thing that could`ve happened to the kid. now he`ll get his education free.

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  5. Glen Warr that happens when you are a hard working intelligent caring person who understands time(: They call them scholarships- fyi both academia and athletics have opportunities for funding of higher Ed. The trick is to apply ones self.

    My point is a kid with that talent is going to get a free education likely anyways. He could have done without the handcuffing and bigotry- I bet if you ask him about that part it's not something he will likely feel "is the best thing" that could have happened. Yeah?(;

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  6. i was trying to make a negative a positive Adamlee. no need to sharp shoot.

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  7. That is the worst haiku I have ever read.



    ;-)

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  8. Glen Warr No offense intended buddy. And actually good point- I was just trying to scratch te surfce to see if you were being sincere(;
    There can be no progress without head on confrontation.

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  9. we`re cool Adamlee. no offense taken.

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  10. Coincidentally, HR has ordered me never to show anyone my clock. No, wait, it wasn't "clock".

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  11. Sam Hetchler Yes, HR did use the phrase "pencil stub".

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  12. would it have made any difference if it had been a speaking clock :)

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  13. That technically is the definition of a bomb, Peter Harris . It's just a clock that says "boom" really loudly.

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  14. what does that say about analogue time piece dials William Wells

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  15. Well, if I were a really stupid Texas racist, I'd say they must be "secret Islamic stealth bombs", and arrest all the brown people who wore one of them on their wrist. I mean, after all, even if it doesn't go "boom", it could really be a "hoax bomb" designed to steal our freedums. Murica!

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  16. William Wells​' new definition of "hoax bomb" - any clock that doesn't explode - should be added to Urban Dictionary.

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  17. Hey remember when Christians used to kill scientists for centuries- let's not get too comfortable

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  18. Sanford Arbogast Good point: he should have taken apart an old bomb.

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Now I'm doubly intrigued!

Now I'm doubly intrigued!