So Couch ran to Puerto Vallarta
His "affluenza's" a non-starter
Drunk driving: 4 dead
His mom and he fled
You'd think that the wealthy'd be smarter
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/12/29/461365287/affluenza-teen-and-his-mother-detained-in-mexico-authorities-say?utm_campaign=storyshare&utm_source=plus.google.com&utm_medium=social
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I hope that this guys mom gets convicted of aiding and abetting...
ReplyDeleteThis family deserves it.
Throw the parents in jail, and put him where he belongs.
ReplyDeleteKee Hinckley what was that dream you had about buying your way to freedom?
ReplyDeleteYup... Texas plans on prosecuting the mom as well:
ReplyDeletehttp://americannewsx.com/crooks-crime/affluenza-teen-and-mom-to-be-prosecuted-after-failed-escape-to-mexico-video/
Craig Froehle Were you shooting for a haiku?
ReplyDeleteCraig Froehle When I finished reading your post, I completed it in my head with "burma shave".
ReplyDeleteJohn Oliverio No, it follows the classic limerick form.
ReplyDeleteCraig Froehle I knew it was something... my mind wouldn't stop playing with it.
ReplyDeleteIambic pentameter:
ReplyDeleteSo Ethan Couch went down to Mexico
His affluenza told him he should go
His mommy took him to a nice resort
But now he's headed straight to juvie court
There once was a boy named Couch,
ReplyDeleteAt everything he was a slouch,
He liked to drive drunk,
While listening to crunk,
And when wrecked he cried "Mommy Ouch!"