Monday, October 26, 2015

So I asked my doc for an answer.

So I asked my doc for an answer.
"You really should eat way more plants, sir."
He said with a grin,
"Now bacon's a sin;
Those processed red meats give you cancer."
http://www.npr.org/2015/10/26/452012186/world-health-organization-report-links-red-processed-meats-to-cancer

9 comments:

  1. If bacon gives you cancer, then I will die an early, happy death.

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  2. Wait a second, salmon is red. I think they mean mammilian cannibalism because prions. Ed Yong is right, the WHO can't communicate.

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  3. Benjamin Cobb Yes, but some are more effective at it.

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  4. James Salsman Now, now, salmon is, by definition, salmon, not red.

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  5. Then eat some broccoli with my steak? Got it covered!

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  6. Well well well ..EAT PLENTY BACON ,STEAK ,RIBS !! DIE HAPPY !! DO NOT LISTEN TO ALL THOSE PATHETIC VEGETARIANS ..THEY DIE EARLY AND SAD ...REAL SAD !! THEY SWIPE THEIRS TEARS WITH LETTUCE NAPKINS .. πŸ˜―πŸ˜―πŸ˜―πŸ˜―πŸ˜―πŸ˜―πŸΊπŸ‚πŸ‚πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ©πŸ©πŸ©πŸ–πŸ–πŸ–πŸ•πŸ•πŸŸπŸŸ ( no chicken ..chickens "drop" your hair and make you gay ) .. BBAAAAAACCCCOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN !!!!

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  7. But apparently eating it with plants is good. And some vitamins as well.

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  8. Let's have MORE red meat and bacon
    This science news it is fakin'
    I have the answer:
    Statistics cause cancer!
    Now all quit your belly achin'

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Now I'm doubly intrigued!

Now I'm doubly intrigued!