Southwest says its flights are non-smoking. Too bad that they aren't all non-choking. Her seat she reclined The guy lost his mind I wish I could say I was joking. http://nbcnews.to/1LjXyvC
I'm sympathetic. The thought has crossed my mind from time to time when someone abruptly jams their seat into my laptop or my dinner. I know it's frowned on to actually choke people for being inconsiderate jerks, so I've managed to resist the urge.
Airplane cabins are quite cramped at best And when space hogs ignore your request to give room supplemental it makes you go mental and that's no fun as you might have guessed!
A disturbance mid-flight detected As one flier to another objected His space redefined When her seat she reclined But the chokehold was quite unexpected
I just love how verse spreads amongst friends who write even more verse that depends on the previous limerick that really did the trick An addictive means to an end! :)
You gents make this rhyming a lark These lim'ricks are so full of snark. Our inner bard's showing So let's keep it going I just hope we don't jump the shark.
I agree that we don't want a truce Lets keep trying to keep this all loose Besides, if you wish To invoke a fish It would have to be our shark friend Bruce!
I'm sympathetic. The thought has crossed my mind from time to time when someone abruptly jams their seat into my laptop or my dinner. I know it's frowned on to actually choke people for being inconsiderate jerks, so I've managed to resist the urge.
ReplyDeleteJim Douglas Murder is bad, m'kay?
ReplyDeleteSteve S Getting caught is inconvenient, yup.
ReplyDeleteAirplane cabins are quite cramped at best
ReplyDeleteAnd when space hogs ignore your request
to give room supplemental
it makes you go mental
and that's no fun as you might have guessed!
A disturbance mid-flight detected
ReplyDeleteAs one flier to another objected
His space redefined
When her seat she reclined
But the chokehold was quite unexpected
I just love how verse spreads amongst friends
ReplyDeletewho write even more verse that depends
on the previous limerick
that really did the trick
An addictive means to an end! :)
You gents make this rhyming a lark
ReplyDeleteThese lim'ricks are so full of snark.
Our inner bard's showing
So let's keep it going
I just hope we don't jump the shark.
I agree that we don't want a truce
ReplyDeleteLets keep trying to keep this all loose
Besides, if you wish
To invoke a fish
It would have to be our shark friend Bruce!
Talkin' bout ya, Bruce Shark ! :)
I concur.
ReplyDelete/....grin, ALL MAH TEEF....