Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Southwest says its flights are non-smoking.

Southwest says its flights are non-smoking.
Too bad that they aren't all non-choking.
Her seat she reclined
The guy lost his mind
I wish I could say I was joking.
http://nbcnews.to/1LjXyvC

9 comments:

  1. I'm sympathetic.  The thought has crossed my mind from time to time when someone abruptly jams their seat into my laptop or my dinner.  I know it's frowned on to actually choke people for being inconsiderate jerks, so I've managed to resist the urge.

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  2. Jim Douglas Murder is bad, m'kay?

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  3. Steve S Getting caught is inconvenient, yup.

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  4. Airplane cabins are quite cramped at best
    And when space hogs ignore your request
    to give room supplemental
    it makes you go mental
    and that's no fun as you might have guessed!

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  5. A disturbance mid-flight detected
    As one flier to another objected
    His space redefined
    When her seat she reclined
    But the chokehold was quite unexpected

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  6. I just love how verse spreads amongst friends
    who write even more verse that depends
    on the previous limerick
    that really did the trick
    An addictive means to an end! :)

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  7. You gents make this rhyming a lark
    These lim'ricks are so full of snark.
    Our inner bard's showing
    So let's keep it going
    I just hope we don't jump the shark.

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  8. I agree that we don't want a truce
    Lets keep trying to keep this all loose
    Besides, if you wish
    To invoke a fish
    It would have to be our shark friend Bruce!

    Talkin' bout ya, Bruce Shark ! :)

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  9. I concur.

    /....grin, ALL MAH TEEF....

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Now I'm doubly intrigued!

Now I'm doubly intrigued!