To prison that Subway shill's headed
Those minors he shouldn't have bedded
No pedo outruns
Jail meat 'tween his buns
Like lettuce, his ass will be shredded
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/11/19/456622271/jared-fogle-to-learn-sentence-for-sex-with-minors-child-pornography
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ReplyDeletePeter Schurman five dollar foot longs...
ReplyDeleteSeems Ol' Jared has done plenty wrong
ReplyDeletebetween pitches for Subway foot longs
He let his unrestrained Id
hunger for all those kids
Now he's swallowing a whole lot of dong.
Better hope it's solitary because even murders don't like child molesters, and what's another life sentence to them going to do?
ReplyDeleteNow he is going to realize, just what it feels like to be rear ended, without giving permission.
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