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via John Hummel

Originally shared by Hadrian Micciche

Y'all Can't Have an American Revolution Without Snacks
"Y’all Quaida, Vanilla ISIS, Yokel Haram, call them what you will. But there’s no doubt that Cliven Bundy’s son Ammon, supported by the rest of his Webelos troop, is taking a stand against high National Park gift shop prices with his heroic invasion of a deserted bird sanctuary in Oregon." [1]

"The angry campers appear to be called to YeeHawd by a peculiar brand of militant Mormonism [2], and, among other unusual beliefs, to regard the U.S. Constitution as holy scripture."

"Aside from their god-given liberty, they are only lacking one thing,  as their revolutionary battle flag proclaims:" Please Send Snacks.

They forgot to bring snacks. They plan to stay years -- but forgot to bring snacks. [3] The terrorist's plea for fuel for the revolution:

"If you have supplies or snacks or anything that may be useful to this stand then please send them to the address above ( a United States Postal Service office in Burns, Oregon). [4]

That's right. They are anti-government, yet they plan to make use of the tyrannical United States Postal Service.

Also, please send some real Boy Scouts to teach these right-wingnut warriors how to make a campfire.

"At the entrance to the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, people associated with the occupying group blocked the road. As the temperature dropped below freezing Sunday night in the high desert outside the stone cottage that is the refuge’s headquarters, the occupiers set a small fire to stay warm, but the snow-saturated sagebrush would not stay lit." [5]

The terrorists vow to stay "as long as it takes" -- or until they fold for lack of snacks and/or freeze to death. 


1. https://www.fastcompany.com/3055077/today-in-tabs/ammon-bundy-camping-with-intent  
2. http://www.opb.org/news/article/explainer-the-bundy-militias-particular-brand-of-mormonism/?t=165606  
3. http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/oregon-terrorists-dont-plan-siege-very-well-put-out-plea-for-snacks-and-supplies--ZJglh9sRjx  
4. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2016/01/04/1466048/-Send-snacks?detail=hide 5. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/04/us/armed-group-vows-to-hold-federal-wildlife-office-in-oregon-for-years.html