#RuinADateWithAnAcademicInFiveWords
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LEGO Americana Roadshow: Building Across America I just checked out this traveling exhibition from LEGO and was quite impressed. The scale ... -
When we let politics trump science, people are needlessly put in harm's way. http://arstechnica.com/science/2017/01/self-censoring-fears...
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Thank you, Lego, for letting me simply tell you online which parts were missing from the boy's Christmas present and sending them to me,...
You can't prove climate change
ReplyDelete"They should teach the controversy."
ReplyDeleteI like Trump.
ReplyDeleteThe ark fit every animal
ReplyDeleteAl gore discovered climate change
ReplyDeleteFive words is two easy :p
ReplyDelete"College? A waste of time."
ReplyDelete"I have faith in Jesus"
ReplyDeleteHow is the ivory tower?
ReplyDelete"We got technology from aliens."
ReplyDeleteWant to get a colonic?
ReplyDeleteThat is just a theory
ReplyDeleteJet-fuel doesn't melt steel beams.
ReplyDeleteLook it up on Bing
ReplyDeleteQuantum physics is not consistent
ReplyDeleteTry to look out silos.
ReplyDeleteCorrelation is due to causation.
ReplyDeleteI think I've got the worst one:
ReplyDelete"I liked Jar Jar Binks."
I use homeopathy; it works!
ReplyDeleteI don't vaccinate my kids.
ReplyDelete"Wanna join my prayer circle?"
ReplyDeleteThat can't be that hard.
ReplyDeleteYou get paid for that?
ReplyDelete"Summers off must be nice."
ReplyDelete"You're spending your weekend reading??"
ReplyDeleteOr the close alternative: "you're spending vacation on research??"
ReplyDelete"Those who can't do, teach."
ReplyDelete#RuinADateWithAnAcademicInFiveWords
ReplyDeleteSchool wastes valuable time. Literately.
Cheating to use six:
ReplyDelete"I know the church is true"
(I used to be Mormon but I got better)
Aaaand Jennifer Freeman wins. ;-)
ReplyDeleteOuch, that stings Jennifer Freeman.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I don't teach. :)