Thursday, January 28, 2016

A man with no pants crashed his car.

A man with no pants crashed his car.
The strangest collision by far.
The porn on his phone
Said "sex while alone."
A story both sad and bizarre.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/detroit-man-crashes-car-dies-while-watching-porn-on-phone/

5 comments:

  1. "but officer....I was holding onto the shift lever......yes....that's it, the shift lever."

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  2. I plussed-one this but I'm not proud of myself for it.

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  3. "He died doing what he loved was doing."

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  4. A driver wound up wiped off the slate
    When distracted, he reacted too late
    But his phone tweren't what felled him
    'Twas something else that was handheld, mmm?
    And a  'head' line that's more than clickbait

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Now I'm doubly intrigued!

Now I'm doubly intrigued!