A man with no pants crashed his car.
The strangest collision by far.
The porn on his phone
Said "sex while alone."
A story both sad and bizarre.
http://www.digitaltrends.com/mobile/detroit-man-crashes-car-dies-while-watching-porn-on-phone/
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Thank you, Lego, for letting me simply tell you online which parts were missing from the boy's Christmas present and sending them to me,...
"but officer....I was holding onto the shift lever......yes....that's it, the shift lever."
ReplyDeleteI plussed-one this but I'm not proud of myself for it.
ReplyDelete"He died doing what he loved was doing."
ReplyDeleteI plead 'No Contest.'
ReplyDeleteA driver wound up wiped off the slate
ReplyDeleteWhen distracted, he reacted too late
But his phone tweren't what felled him
'Twas something else that was handheld, mmm?
And a 'head' line that's more than clickbait